Five shitty haikus that Ned wrote trying to win the Haiku Contest in The City Car Share newsletter*
I spilled my latte
coming to a sudden stop
and stained my khakis
trip to IKEA
took longer than expected
car’s gonna be late
“I’ve said this before
We don’t supply baby seats.”
“OK, just checking.”
car i am driving
is the color and shape of
an aphid with wheels
The last person here
left a butt in the ashtray
and stunk up the car
* In the interest of full disclosure; Ned is the office manager at City Car Share. He was planning on submitting them under his girfriend’s name but she didn’t go along with it.